Applicant FAIL!

Ok, you guys, really? REALLY??

If you're applying for the position as an assistant to our President, chances are we're going to cyberstalk to vet you. And if this is one of the first google matches that comes up for you - HOLY ISH - you are screwed in this town. Or any town. Or industry. Chances are this video will impede your professional aspirations in general.

Good luck shakin' that booooootaayyyyy. Idiot.

Bowtie,

Bowtie.